Store Clerk: Did you take that little bottle from the back of the display?
Me: Umm... no...
Store Clerk: So you screwed up my display?
Me: Umm... I guess... was I bad?
Store Clerk: Yes... do you need a spanking?
Me: Umm... I don't think so... <nervous laugh>
Store Clerk: <coy grin>

I think I was just sexually harassed by a state employee...